zombie soup

Lyrics

, i'm a legal veteran, but they call me bill, and i'm a tough old guy on the ready to kill, and it's what i do best in the streets of my town, killing off the living dead as i make my way around, and to make it even better, i'm a certified senior, and now you'll tink twice before you call me a geezer, i can blow my way through zombies from hawaii to maine, so just stick by my side and we'll complete this campaign, hold up! you can't forget your man, francis, my itchy trigger finger makes the zombies do dances, i'll keep all the undead from getting too bored, and i'm the only thing you'll need when you be fighting the horde, i agree that bill is jacked but he seems a little whacked, as old as he is he might have a heart attack, so let me be your man if ya wanna have fun, i'm known to choke a smoker with his own damn tongue, and fellas remember you need a man with the brains, i'm your man louis and i got my hands on the reigns, putting zombies in pain till they don't wanna face me, driving zombies insane cuz they now that i'm tastey, but they can't touch this premeditated skill, i gotta mind that thinks and two hands to kill, and i can hunt the hunter, make the boomer boom, and if the witch be bitchin' i'll decide her doom, zoey's in the game, just take a break boys, you got some molotovs? those are little kids toys, for the horde i gotta pipe bomb, i chuck it in the middle, then i blow 'em all away and i play 'em like a fiddle, no riddle why i'm best, i'm putting the dead to rest, pumping lead into their brains, puts my soul at rest, if you want some help you know i got the best rank, and i got more beast than the god damned tank, stick together as a group, we're a traveling troop, if we dont hang tight we'll be zombie soup, we got differences but we're still a team, we're just trying to find a way out of this bad dream, killing of zombies is a god damned must, the undead are dead if they mess with us, i gotta stay strong, gotta keep my head, because if i don't we'll all be left for dead