you're all too ugly tonight

Lyrics

yeah you're all too ugly tonight, why there ain't a decent one in sight, you won't win no ribbon, you can't win no prize, you're all too ugly here tonight, you're all as ugly you can't believe, go ahead, get up off your old rusty knees, the answer is "no!", i've got a better place to go, you're all too ugly here tonight, so mama put on another pot of coffee, put those little babies to bed, you know the crazies and the freaks, you won't believe whats on the streets, i'm comin' on home to you instead!, 'cause the're all too ugly tonight, why there ain't a decent one in sight, you can't win no ribbon, no way to win no prize, you're all too ugly tonight, so put on another pot of coffee, put those precious babies to bed, why the crazies and the freaks, girl you won't believe whats on the streets, i'm comin' on home mama to you instead!, 'cause the're all as ugly as sin, why even dracula wouldn't be caught with one of them!, outstanding in the field, of things that are unreal, it's all too ugly tonight, it's all too ugly tonight!