wayne gretzky

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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with, wayne gretzky, i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky, i think he's kinda sexy, wayne gretzky, i wonder what he looks like naked, i wonder what it would be like, to have sex with the great one, i wonder what it would be like, to have sex with the league's leading scorer, wayne gretzky, i know he's a married man, but maybe, he'd be attracted to me, darrin pfeiffer, stupid american boy, wayne gretzky, very handsome canadian man, i wonder what it would be like, to have sex with the great one, i wonder what it would be like, to have sex with the league's leading scorer, yeah, i wonder what it would be like?, ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream. wait a minute -- i'm not even gay, i'm married!, pssh, whatever. wayne gretzky, i love you wayne gretzky, yeah