Ultranol

Lyrics

For coughs and colds and scabby holes  
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles  
For funny turns and Chinese burns  
For aching heads we're most concerned  
For staying lively, getting it nightly  
This we guarantee  
That Ultranol is the new remedy  
Before you go to bed take two or three  
When you wake up you'll feel better  
For aches and pains and jellied brains  
Help you sleep and smile again  
Nouw you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless  
You get much more although you pay less  
Revitalise that sexual drive  
In fact, be born again  
Yes Ultranol will put you on the map  
Take four or five then have a little nap  
When you wake up you'll feel better  
For your coughs and scabby holes  
Keep you young although you're feeling old  
If you're not protected you're going to get is  
So suck 'em and see, you won't regret it  
Suck 'em and see