trend

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woke up today, looking through my email, it's all triple x - explicit sex, but i'm not horny, can't make it stop, the different colored soda pops, striped toe socks, call the cops, i can't take anymore, i've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free, all the ringtones that i need, but no one ever calls me, i should paint myself green, walk around in a red g-string, cause i just don't fit in, turn my hat sideways, put a band aid on my face, you know that i. wish i could start a trend, checkin' out and in of the paris hilton, joe millionaire - he's a has been, flippin' through a hundred million channels, but i still watch road rules, lose the pounds flip, you gotta buy now flip, here's the number to save your soul flip, breaking news.another michael jackson scandal, i've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free, more on-peak than i need, but no one ever calls me, i'll wear low rider jeans, put a barbell through my dingaling, cause i just don't fit in, turn my hat sideways, put a band aid on my pretty face, cause i wish, i know, i could. i would start a trend, nana nana na, nana nana na, nana nana na, then there's my girlfriend, she's such a cutie, she'd be a beauty, if she could get an extreme makeover on that booty, i could bend her over and she let me spank it, take off my jeans, the zipper pinched my dingaling, and i don't really fit in, throw my hat away, take that stupid band aid off my face, and i.i wish there were, one more way to tan your skin, a reality show where no one wins, if i would be myself, then i would start a trend, if i'd just be myself