Top Hat Bar And Grill

Lyrics

Well if you're lookin' for a good time  
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find  
The kinda good time you will  
Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening  
At the Top Hat Bar and Grille  
  
Well, at the Top Hat Bar and Grille  
There is a waitress name of Lil  
Well, she's a honky tonky  
Little bit chunky divorcee  
She wear them tight hippy hugger slacks  
You can believe it when I tell you, Jack  
That she's a dancin', prancin', hard romancin'  
P-I-E-see-E  
And she can do the boogie woogie  
She can do the boogaloo  
And she can do the hootchie cootchie  
Oh, and she knows how to nasty, too  
  
So if you're lookin' for a good time  
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find  
The kinda good time you will  
Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening  
At the Top Hat Bar and Grille  
  
Well, at the Top Hat Bar and Grille  
They got this bouncer name of Gil  
He is a honky tonky  
Heavily funky ex-marine  
He wear dem skintight body builder shirts  
And Jack, he'll knock you out into the dirt  
But if you got no money or you try to be funny  
Then mother you gonna see  
That man gonna do the boogie woogie  
He gonna do the boogaloo  
He gonna do the hootchie cootchie  
And he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you  
  
So if you're lookin' for a good time  
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find  
The kinda good time you will  
Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening  
At the Top Hat Bar and Grille  
Lookin' for a good time  
Lookin' for a bad time  
  
So if you're lookin' for a good time  
Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find  
The kinda good time you will  
Come ev'ry Friday 'n' Saturday evening  
At the Top Hat Bar and Grille