the marrying kind

Lyrics

sittin' in a key west bar, here i am. there they are, hangin' from the rafters, like monkeys. watch 'em gather 'round, it's a primal sound. "can i buy you another round or get your number?", check, please. they try to touch my heart but they move way too fast, just another night of foreplay in a shot glass. where do i find the marryin' kind?, the kind of guy who'll settle down, who ain't afraid to be tied down. and he loves his mother. where do i find the marryin' kind?, whoa oh, whoa oh. whoa oh, whoa oh. the lawyer with the crooked tie;, college boys with hungry eyes lookin' for the next notch, on their bedpost. the doctor from baltimore; kinda cute. twice divorced, tryin' to score, but me, i want somethin' more. well, i don't want to be the last to leave the party. well, i wanna know is it me? oh where is he?, where do i find the marryin' kind?, the kind of guy who'll settle down, who ain't afraid to be tied down. and he loves his mother. where do i find the marryin' kind?, oh, whoa, whoa oh. classifieds, date lines. safer sex online. my biological clock's playin' with my life. average joes, reality shows. i don't know. just when i think i've found the man of my dreams, i realize, he's only in my dreams. where do i find the marryin' kind?, oh, the kind of guy who'll settle down, who ain't afraid to be tied down. and he loves his mother. where do i find. where do i find the marryin' kind?, oh, whoa. oh, whoa. sittin' in a key west bar, here i am. there they are, hangin' from the rafters, like monkeys.