the greatest ever

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i got a bag of doritos, and a can of cherry coke, i turn on the xbox, and i'm already stoked, because i know nobody, can step up to me, while i'm dominating, all the land in halo 3-3, the assault rifle is lame, the shotgun is insane, but i prefer the battle rifle, while i'm fighting long range, you'll be minding your own business, when you're "pow" beat down, by the time you know it's me, i won't even be around-round, and without a sound, you can try to find me, but you're the one who'll get found, and the i'll pump you full of lead, or lay you out with a grenade, if life was based on halo, then i'd know i'd have it made, it's not that easy being me, i have many battle scars, but take a look at my rank, a golden crest with stars, and my highest skill reached, in case you hadn't guessed, is a number that the system, can't begin to assess, because i'm the best, you best not lose your head, because you're playing against me, and that's enough said, the accuracy of a hawk, and the skill of jiu-jitsu, i'll come down on you so fast, you'll never know what hit you, so you wanna party up?, well that's too bad, i don't party up with anyone, because i'm too bad, cause you'll only make me lose, and that will make me mad, and the best you'll get from me, is a friendly t-bag, i'll splatter you, and beat you down, and maybe play you later, i don't care if you get angry, cuz' you're just another hater, skullkruncher13 is my live id, and i'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder, "how'd he kill me?", beating and defeating every meaning, of the cheating little campers, their manliness can match exotic dancers, so don't be camping son, cuz' i got a spartan laser, and i see you don't got one, with a bing zap bam, you'll be singin' hot damn, you got lasered by the skullkrunch, and that's who i am, so no matter where you run, no matter how much luck, i'll be the one to bring you down, and make a fella' yell "darn!", the mongoose and the warthog, and the scorpion too, i've got a license for them all, and i'm ready to kill you, you hear the engine revin', and you know what to do, but when you think you're on the ready, you're already run through son, yea, you know it's what i do best, if i'm snapping your neck, or making you a total mess, and if you're new to halo, just call this a hazing, if you give me just a pistol, then i'll make it look amazing, there's something red, on my motion detector, i'll track it right down, like i was a vector, batting off shots, with my laser deflector, i'll fight for my halo, and i'll always protect her, halo is the most incredible game, when i get online, i see the people are lame, cuz' call of duty 5, is all that they play, my little sister got that game, for her 8th birthday, i started off, i was friendly and nice, but now i've gotten much better, and my heart turned to ice, i talk smack, to the haters i play, and i can beat em' all down, so i don't care what they say, and if you're on my team, you better stay out of my way, because if you don't, you're gonna' get betrayed, and i'll let you kill me back, i don't give a hoot, cuz' i'll press the x, and then i'll give you the boot, and then you send me hate mail in a note, but if you think for 1 second, that i read what you wrote?, well, 2 words, i don't, because you wish you could win, and if you're still pissed off, i'll play and beat you again, isolation, last resort, and even the rat's nest, i can never stop playing, cuz' i'm kind of obsessed, and if you wanna fight, i'll rise to the test, because you're gonna find out, halo's what i do best