the feminine touch

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i delivered the orders from your last stanley party, though i got some strange looks at the doors, and i cancelled our subscription to the ladies home journal, and told avon not to call anymore, men have no need for magazines they don't read, for perfume and powder and such, me and the house and everything in it, have lost the feminine touch, the clock on the wall just gave up and stopped ticking, and the flowers on the mantel have died, the dust is gettin' deep on everything but the ceiling, and i've lost all my home owner's pride, bottles are made from the bar to the bedroom, i've turned inside things for a crutch, me and the house and everything in it, have lost the feminine touch, girl i sure miss your feminine touch