take my drunk ass home

Lyrics

it's time to take my drunk ass home, i drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, it's time to take my drunk ass home, well i worked all week, so i could come here, have a good time and an ice cold beer, but 1 turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20, and 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many, it's time to take my drunk ass home, i drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, it's time to take my drunk ass home, well it seems that i, misplaced my shirt, i cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt, my fall back plan, has done got sad, 'cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad, it's time to take my drunk ass home, i drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, it's time to take my drunk ass home, "help me up, aw put me back down put me back down", i sucker punched my best friend, and the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band, i, i look like hell, i feel like shit, i think its time i call it quits, it's time to take my drunk ass home, i drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, it's time to take my drunk ass home, yea its time to take my drunk ass home, i twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone, yea my lips all busted and my buzz is gone, its time to take my drunk ass home, if y'all agree, then sing along, its time to take, my drunk ass home, "oh somebody call me a cab, please"