somebody slap me

Lyrics

i've found a girl who's got her own money, she's so good lookin' that it ain't funny, she's got a self-and-beauty school diploma, a runnin' up to miss oklahoma, she looks uptown but she ain't really, she's into football she likes my chilli, somebody slap me i said somebody slap me, can't be this happy i said somebody slap me, i've found a girl who's sweeter than honey, she pets my dog and she likes my buddies, the kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing, she's independent she does her own plumbing, her daddy's rich but she don't let it show, she likes to fish she's got her own boat y'all, somebody slap me. she's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue, she wants a husband but not any time soon y'all, somebody slap me. somebody slap me.