Lyrics

, america the beautiful, marine's hymn and a soldier's tale ], a lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. they think, "ah, what can i say? what can a person like myself say to a vegetable?" but the answer is simple, my friends. just call. and tell them how you feel. about muffins, pumpkins, wax paper, caledonia, mahoganies, elbows and green things in general. and soon: a new rapport! you and your new little green & yellow buddies. grooving together! oh no! maintaining your coolness together! worshipping together in the church of your choice! only in america! woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h. call any vegetable, call it by name, you gotta call one today, when you get off the train, call any vegetable, and the chances are good, ar-r-h-r that the vegetable, will respond to you. oh no! can you see them responding?, the pumpkin is breathing hard: huffa puffa huffa puffa, what a pumpkin.

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Artist: zappa, frank