shredding the document

Lyrics

oh what have you done with your life, oh please don't tell me, just shut up and go to work, cause you're interrupting me, i won't represent the u.s. in the summer olympics, my character's questionable, my life is a broken record, i'm shredding the document, i'm keeping my mouth shut, i'm running on radio silence, i'm letting the record speak, i'm shredding the document, the switchboard is lighting up, i'm not taking anymore calls, well maybe from larry king, and i don't know who killed who, i'm having a sex change, to a woman who loves too much, my sister's a petty thief, i doctored the evidence, yeah it was a cover up, i want to stay wrapped in my blanket, and never get out of bed, all rumor and innuendo, an eagles reunion, the 20th century's closing, it's closing in on me, you know what my father said, well i'm not going to tell you, some words that i try to live by, it's none of your goddamn business, i'm shredding the document, the switchboard is lighting up, i'm not taking anymore calls, well maybe from oprah winfrey