Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats

Lyrics

See'mon kiddies gather round  
Who's your foremost friend in town?  
From main to maple the name resounds  
Professor Nutbutter  
He's the one, the humble one  
The Barkley County prodigal son  
Here to serve only you, Professor Nutbutter  
At old Nutbutter's house of treats  
From jellied jams to sacks of sweets  
There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all  
Chemist, master of entomology the professor for a modest fee  
Will cure what ails you, guaranteed Professor Nutbutter  
It's alright, don't fear the worm  
See'mon kiddies don't be shy  
Be youthful til the day you die  
The man the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbutter  
He's the one the only one the Meeklybville prodigal son  
Here to help us with ourselves, Professor Nutbutter  
It's alright to fear the worm  
  
[It's all right to fear the worm. The worm, the worm is our friend.  
Um, but not all of the properties of the worm can be, uh, fully, fully,  
Well, appreciated by the, uh, the human body itself, but, um it's,  
It's, it's, it's ok to, to fear the worm. Um, I, myself, have had no,  
Uh, problems with the worm but in a certain situation, uh, I would  
Feel like, what, what, uh, ramifications, um, could occur? Uh, there's,  
There's really no need to, uh, to fear much of anything, you know.  
Fear of the, fear of the temptation is a, more, probably, more, more,  
Appropriate word in this particular scenario. Um, the, uh, well, It,  
Depends on what you want, I suppose. It really depends on, on  
What you want]