please operator

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please operator, could you trace this call, find out where i'm drinkin', which dirty beer hall, and send a cab driver to call for me here, no need to describe me, 'cause i ain't all here, she told me to get lost and thats what i did, but i've done it so well, i don't know where i hid, and she swore she'll never see me again, hell, i'll never find me in the shape that i'm in, please operator, could you trace this call, find out where i'm drinkin', which dirty beer hall, and send a cab driver to call for me here, no need to describe me, 'cause i ain't all here, now i had to ask myself if i were me, if i was out drinkin', just where would i be, then i thumbnailed a label and there i appeared, hidin' out in the bottle behind a three-day-old beard, please operator, could you trace this call, find out where i'm drinkin', which dirty beer hall, and send a cab driver to call for me here, no need to describe me, 'cause i ain't all here, now i may be lonely but i'm never alone, 'cause i've been beside myself since she's been gone, please operator, could you trace this call, find out where i'm drinkin', which dirty beer hall, and send a cab driver to call for me here, and if he could fine me, ill buy him a beer, please operator, could you trace this call, find out where i'm drinkin', which dirty beer hall, and send a cab driver to call for me here, ill be beside myself to pour him a beer, please operator, could you trace this call, find out where i'm drinkin', which dirty beer hall