Party In The CIA

Lyrics

I moved out to Langley recently  
With a plain and simple dream  
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place  
And topple their regime  
  
Those men in black with their matching suitcases  
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis  
Agents got that swagger  
Everyone so cloak and dagger  
  
I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing  
For an undercover mission  
  
That's when the red alert came on the radio  
And I put my earpiece on  
Got my dark sunglasses on  
And I had my weapon drawn  
  
So I get my handcuffs  
My cyanide pills  
My classified dossier  
  
Tappin' the phones like yeah  
Shreddin' the files like yeah  
And then I rised all the enemy spies  
I've got to neutralize today  
  
Yeee-aaa-hhh, it's a party in the CIA  
Yeee-aaa-hhh, it's a party in the CIA  
  
I've done a couple of crazy things  
That have almost gotten me dismissed  
Like terminate some head of state  
Who wasn't even on my list  
  
Burn that microfilm buddy, will you  
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you  
You need a quickie confession?  
Well, start a water boarding session  
  
No hurry on the south American dictator  
I'll assassinate him later  
That's when he walked right in my laser sights  
And my silencer was on and my silencer was on  
And another target's gone  
  
Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world  
From Kazakhstan to Bombay  
Payin' the bribes like yeah  
Pluggin' the leaks like yeah  
Interrogating the scum of the earth  
We'll break them by the break of day!  
  
Yeee-aaa-hhh, it's a party in the CIA  
Yeee-aaa-hhh, it's a party in the CIA  
  
Need a country to stabilize? (stabilize)  
Look no further, we're your guys (we're your guys)  
We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties)  
And a better dental plan than the FBI's  
  
Better put your hands up and get in the van  
Or else you'll get blown away  
Stagin' a coup like yeah  
Brainwashin' moles like yeah,  
We only torture the folks we don't like  
You're probably going to be OK  
  
Yeee-aaa-hhh, it's a party in the CIA  
Yeee-aaa-hhh, it's a party in the CIA