one helluva pair

Lyrics

, dispatch, we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives, one immensely obese brute accompanied by a scrawny, peg-legged minion, now, we have attempted peaceful negotiations here, but,wait, what's this? we're picking something up on another frequency, let me patch it through, they call me junkrat, i'm a violent rodent, i never use guns, but i like explosives!, i'll stop the payload with my remote - click!, it's good news when i say "i've blown it!", i'm always laughin' cuz i'm always jokin', swipe me right on tinder because i'm smokin' - hot, probably cuz i'm a pyro, my hair's on fire, if you need a light, though, i think aiming is overrated, dynamite and bombs are all i play with, it's a perfect day for mayhem, got a couple traps and it's time i lay them, i've always got a leg up, mate, send you sky high where the weather's great, that's a rap, now that you all know me, show some love for my psycho roadie, shut up, rat, i'm sick of your voice, i'm paying you well, you've got no choice, i'm a demo expert, sorry if i'm a little wired, i wouldn't be here if i wasn't hired, i live in the fast lane, i'm not a boar, i'm the hog that the pigs never caught before, with a mask that you'll never see me take off, like leatherface, straight outta texas chainsaw, heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk, i won't fat shame you, no need to sulk, i'm not a fatass, i'm on a bulk, you know, shut up mad max, you're in my thunderdome, i'll hop on my harley, spread some anarchy, fry these buggers like shrimp on the barbie, you mess with me, and i'll ruin you worse, than junkrat just did to this verse, oh don't take it so personally, roadhog, you just have to ruin everything, well, i'll agree on that one! ha ha ha ha!, counting down, to detonation, hold your ground, eradication, look around, it's devastation, lay to waste all of creation, light the fuse, lock and load, hit the juice, we're on the road, the rat and the hog, one hell of a pair, we're still not friends, but we are getting there, really? cuz this is hardly a start, you're just an obnoxious body to guard, but the money we're makin', the riches we're takin', the bonds that we've made, and the friendship we're fakin', you're too loud, and it's pissin' me off, you smell like roadkill and it's makin' me cough, fire in the hole! i just saved your ass!, oh. damn. thanks, i guess, still without me, you would never win, and who's gonna help you? one of your chins?, ha ha ha, okay, rat, i'll give you that one, look, i squeezed a laugh outta the fat one!, here, take a burger, looks like you need it, aw, thanks roadie, i'm surprised you didn't eat it, i'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak, hold your breath if you're taking cover at my back, oh god, not the toxic fumes, that's where the gas mask really comes in use, it's for radiation, and preventing infection, the stank you smell is my indigestion, i could light a match by your ass, we'd all be on fire this entire match!, and while you pester us, the rest of us are workin', you're not a junkrat, you're a worthless vermin, through defenses i'm blowing holes, who you gonna call for zone control?, fine, but if you're gonna help, be quiet, what's on your meal plan? i wanna try it, double decker burgers, filet mignon, i'll blow out your brains if you say bacon, i guess that one hits close to home, a little too close, you don't even know. i remember a field, where the piggies would graze, till the omnics came in and all our nation was razed, just thinking of bacon is heartache, a piece of me died on that dark day, now i'm back on the road, with no family or friends, i ride my cycle alone, i guess this is how it ends, but wherever you go, i will follow, i'll be by your side if you want, so, when the rubble subsides, and the debris sweeps away, i'll look into your eyes, and i know what you'll say, we're a two man army, stirring up anarchy, all our foes will be fried up, just like shrimp on the barbie, hop on my harley, i want you in my sidecar, they've taken my leg, but it was you who took my heart, in a totally platonic way, well yes, that goes without saying, this is sufficiently awkward, let's continue our rampage, hey, junkrat, what is it, you ol' bugger?, if you tell anyone about that, that what? our singin' an' all?, i will kill you, hehehehehe, yea yea, whatever you say mate, lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha!,