Nature Trail To Hell

Lyrics

Coming this Christmas to a theater near you  
The most horrifying film to hit the screen  
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub scout troop  
And he hacks up two or three in every scene  
  
Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends  
Don't spoil the big surprise  
You won't believe your eyes when you see  
  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap  
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you  
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again  
'till we bring you "nature trail to hell part 2"  
  
So bring the kids along, it's good clean family fun  
What have you got to lose  
If you like the six o'clock news then you'll love  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
(zhiw ezeehc stae natas)  
  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-nature trail to hell  
Take it away from the nature trail to hell  
There's no escape from the nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
3-d  
  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d  
Nature trail to hell  
In 3-d