my very first dating

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i'm emma, nineteen and i don't wear hats, can't take penicillin or i come out in a rash, try to play guitar, but i'm just really crap, wish i could be eminem, but i'm not that black, notice i was different when my friends went to prom, and i stayed at home all night training up my pokemon, i was the kid at school that no one would talk to, but looking at me now you wouldn't think that would you?, yes, spend all my free time making videos at home, that no one will watch 'cause i have no subscribers, i'm five foot three and don't have much of a life, 'cause the supermarket shelves are always stacked too high, too cool for call of duty, i play "simpsons: hit and run", i could never be a veggie, bacon sandwiches are awesome!, i like being with friends and i like being alone, fucking hundreds in debt 'cause i keep dropping my phone, i got a tattoo and i nearly passed out, wasn't my fault i didn't know the job involved needles, keep changing my hair 'cause i don't know who i am, and drugs are for pussies 'cause i can't afford them, spend all my time getting mad at my friends, 'cause they're having sex and i'm not, so if you're interested then yo dawg, hit me up, and is you're not then just hit the skip button.