murder on the block

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uh, there's been a murder on the block and, ain't nobody leaving till we figure out who shot him, see someone in this house, put a bullet in his mouth, if i believe in your alibi then you can walk it, how bout' we start with you mr. hawkins, now see here, you know i've been cooking this establishment for three years, and i treat his three kids like they was mine, so even if i wanted to, i wouldn't of had the spine or the time, cause i was cooking for the wedding, when i finished, he like "no sir", everything here must be kosher, now you know i'm getting older, so my hearing ain't right, that's when the bride-to-be came in and fired me, you'd be out by the night, i think she guilty motherfucker, that's some strong words to utter, but before you start accusing, lets hear stories of some others, speaking of the bride-to-be, over there eying me, give me your story, don't you lie to me, she said, i've just been having second thoughts like, i'm not these kids mother, i'm the lost wife, but since i am the lost wife, the kids ain't gon' love me at all, i'll just forever be the broad who stole their dad from they mom, and since love is such a riddle then these kids be in the middle, they'll just fiddle with their hearts till they bust, and i just be the little bitty lover that nobody understands, but i never killed that man, do trust, trust, said i believe you i do, i also realize so quick the cook was to accuse, why don't we hear from the butler, mansour j. shatner, where were you when that man was killed cold blooded, he said, i'm not the man that i appear to be, i got a lot of people respecting and fearing me, i got a mansion in the hills off coldwater, a beautiful wife and a thirteen year old daughter, and i killed some people myself, but if i killed him, you probably would of heard that man yell, see i'm a mafia man, i know a lot of bad spells, but if i killed him, i'd have killed you as well, as well, as well, everyone relax, i'm the maid around here, i got some info that you probably should hear, when i was first introduced to the master he wasn't so clear, the man had cocaine coming from his ears, i think it was an overdose, probably couldn't take the pain and put a bullet to his skull, no, hello my name is doctor limbo, if that was so, the man would not have been able to work the pistol, and so, i think it's more unusual than that, when the cook first called, he was unusually sad, when i first showed up, he was unusually glad, i really think there's something quite odd about that, the cook said, well doctor, doctor, all them damn pills probably made his heart stop-uh, stop-uh, i would of never hurt the kids father, even if he did treat the kids like they nada, nada, well i think i heard enough as the detective, now think its time for me to put these stories in perspective, when i first heard you talk about the kids mr. chef, i realize you might of had a motive to yourself, see, the father he just treated them so bad, if you could only kill the dad, you'd have the kids you never had, your wife bounced out and no doubt that made you sad, and the kids were the last thing that you could really grasp, and as for the bride-to-be, kill the groom, get the house and the inheritance free, since he died, all you thinking about is shopping sprees, and finding a man that's ten times as handsome as he, but see, then the butler's motive is clear, in the house, undercover, as the mafia's ear, probably heard something that he wasn't posed to hear, but we showed up before he dropped his body off at the pier, and tell me, if the maid's so innocent, why she trying to blame cocaine for the incident, all that shit is shit she probably gave him, isn't it, and then she put a bullet in his brain just to finish it, uh, and yeah the doctor, the angel, killed the man cause he underpaid you, shit, well i think i got the verdict so sit back, but before i say this shit, somebody tell me where the kids at