mudd club

Lyrics

hey, they're really dancin', they're on auto-destruct, on the floor, on the pipe, bouncin' off-a the wall, hey, the people here are really, tearin' it up, on the side, in the back, by the front of the stage, they ain't really crazy, you can take it from me, i should know, 'cause i go, every time i'm in town, if you never tried it, lemme straighten you out, it's the best kinda place, to unfasten yerself, mudd club, all the way downtown, mudd club, they ain't messin' around, just turn to the left 'n look around, it's there somewhere, if you ain't found it, better, hurry up, the folks down there's on auto-destruct, and so can you be too, try it on a saturday 'bout four o'clock in the mornin', or even a monday at midnight, when there's just a few of them fabulous poodles, doin the peppermint twist for real, in black sack dresses with nine inch heels, and then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in, in serious leather. (and all the rest of whom for which, to whensonever of partially indeterminate, bio-chemical degradation, seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle, of their foaming nocturnal, parametric digital whole-wheat inter-faith, geo-thermal terpsichorean ejectamenta), in serious leather. serious chains, then they work the wall, 'n work the floor, 'n work the pipe, 'n work the wall some more, in serious leather, in serious chains, in serious clothing, from when they come downtown, from the ruins of studio 54, to twist 'n frugg, in an arrogant gesture, to the best of what the 20th century has, to offer, at the mudd club, al malkin's down there now, looking for a virgin with nice breath. hey, they're really dancin', they're on auto-destruct, on the floor, on the pipe, bouncin' off-a the wall, hey, the people here are really, tearin' it up, on the side, in the back, by the front of the stage, they ain't really crazy, you can take it from me, i should know, 'cause i go, every time i'm in town, if you never tried it, lemme straighten you out, it's the best kinda place, to unfasten yerself while you, work the wall, work the floor, work the pipe, in serious pain