Moron TV

Lyrics

Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang  
  
She feeds her face with cheddar balls  
As my brain cells start to pop  
She licks her fingers, stares away  
Her IQ slowly drops  
I pry my eyes as best I can  
From that big electric stain  
She feeds her face with cheddar balls  
And crams more nonsense in her brain  
  
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang  
  
Just when I thought I'd seen it all  
They pull a cretin from the shelves  
And flash that filth under their nails  
To make us feel better about ourselves  
As they ooze across the screen  
Like a pustule gutter troll  
We fill our coffers full of gold  
And praise the skill of Asshole  
  
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang  
  
Moron TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
Than just Moron TV  
  
Moron TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
Than just Moron TV  
  
Moron TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
Than just Moron TV  
  
Well that one's fit for a sex tape  
Well that one's fit for a dad  
Well that one had more babies  
Than anyone's ever had  
That one married a rock star  
That made all little girls squeal  
And that one want to be president  
'Cause she's got more eye appeal  
  
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang  
  
Moron TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
Than just Moron TV  
  
Moron TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
There's got to be more on TV  
Than just  
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang  
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang  
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang