mob rap, part iii

Lyrics

welcome back mobs and monsters, ghouls and goblins of all shapes and sizes, dj deadpig drop the beat!, oh man what's going on here?, i thought i heard something, oh god no please!, blahaa, get ready cause we're back, and we're back for good, when the sun goes down, better leave the woods, i got a couple arrows ready, and i'm ready to shoot, so by the time i'm done, you will be zombie food, yummy!, pillaging your little village is fun, i'm only good at killing you so are you willing to run?, if you've got a lot of armor then come get some, i'll put a frown on your face, and an arrow in your bum, if i had a broom, i'd take to the skies, and cook up a stew with spider's eyes, brew poisonous potion, you cannot hide, with a fuck of my wrist you die!, i you try to kill me, i wish you luck, got a couple of potions to heal my cuts, i don't need friends, i live alone in my hut, you don't like my nose, kiss my butt, the sun goes down that's when they get started, they've got one mission that's to kill the target, now i just heard something, i guess i should start running, well what's the point if you got no place to go?, i think we showed up to the wrong occasion, we'll get on our way, we must be mistaken, we was lookin' for a field with some plants to consume, sorry to interrupt, you can resume, we don't like killing people or causing harm, i mean look at us we belong to a farm, so if you don't mind, we'll move on by, oh look some wheat!, move bitch it's mine!, ah-ahem, well, i'm the enderman, rapping isn't my forte, but i suppose while i have the stand, i can tell you my story, i don't know where i'm from, i don't know where i'm going, but i hate everyone, so i guess that's worth knowing, and if you look at me then i won't bother you, and you'd better not steal because that's what i do, i'm your worth nightmare, and you'll never wake up, i make look the enderdragon like a cakewalk, i'm from the nether where i never see the sun, and i'm proof that three heads are better than one, throwin' wither skulls, makin' wither sounds, you're ready to give up, i want another round, nobody's gonna save you now, i'm the mob boss, represent the undead crowd, the sun goes down that's when they get started, they've got one mission that's to kill the target, now i just heard something, i guess i should start running, well what's the point if you got no place to go?, guess who's back, you bunch of little bitches?, just when you thought it was safe to eat chickens, i'm gonna make you wish you'd never had a taste, layin' eggs like a boss, takin' over the place, aaagh, humankind has had its run, now it's time for the pouldry to have its fun, you've gotten yourself in a feathery storm, for each one of us you kill, a dozen are born, yeah, passin' off the mic to my partner in flight, mc fangs!, ah screw it, who's next?, they call me ezio, they're never gonna get me though, i'm a voice for the voiceless, eyes of the blind, and i'm always in the back of my enemy's minds, none of these infidels shall flee, i'm a decked out weaponized killing machine, doesn't matter what game i came from, here i am, i'm the first one to strike and the last one to stand, now hit the again!, the sun goes down that's when they get started, they've got one mission that's to kill the target, now i just heard something, i guess i should start running, well what's the point if you got no place to go?