merry merry merry frickin' christmas

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schools out, christmas break, home for the holiday's meatloaf and fruitcake, off to grandmas, it's so boring, screaming kids and grandpa's snoring, my aunt margaret's lost her mind, she's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine, it's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' christmas, i must be on santa clauses shitlist, the tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, shoot me now i'm sick of all my relatives, have a merry merry merry frickin' christmas, uncle richard he's a weirdo, passing out pictures of himself in a speedo, my cousin ashley, her singing really sucks, blames it on her drummer and acid reflux, my brother's wife is really hot, she pulled me in the bathroom; i hope we don't get caught, it's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' christmas, i must be on santa clauses shitlist, the tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, shoot me now i'm sick of all my relatives, have a merry merry merry frickin' christmas, we haven't even opened our presents yet but now it's time to start, so i'll fake a smile 'cause its going back to wal-mart, it's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' christmas, i must be on santa clauses shitlist, the tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss, shoot me now i'm sick of all my relatives, have a merry merry merry frickin' christmas