merry axe-mas

Lyrics

if you meet santa clause tonight boy, you better run for your life, t'was the night before christmas, at just five years old, my parents were butchered, in the blistering cold, he seemed jolly at first, in his suit stained with red, he let out a laugh, but then left us for dead, that scene, so vicious, taught me the meaning of christmas, punish the wicked, and don't ask for santa's forgiveness, you will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree, and i won't leave a witness, so much for a merry christmas, now santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout, i made sure the noose was yuletide tight, so much for a silent night, a silent night, t'was just three years later, now orphaned and bruised, when the hands of the holy inflicted abuse, tied down and lashed, singled out from the pack, took my season's beatings, now it's time to give back, that scene, so vicious, taught me the meaning of christmas, punish the wicked, and don't ask for santa's forgiveness, you will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree, and i won't leave a witness, so much for a merry christmas, now santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout, i made sure the noose was yuletide tight, so much for a silent night, a silent night, so now i'm slashing through the snow, and the hearse is on its way, with the mistletoe tags, thank god it's christmas day, i'm making my list, you're a slave to your vice, so i'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice, it's time to wreck the halls, let nothing you dismay, santa's taking out the trash, it's fucking garbage day!, taking out the trash, garbage day is today, taking out the trash, garbage day is today, you will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree, and i won't leave a witness, so much for a merry christmas, now santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout, i made sure the noose was yuletide tight, so much for a silent night, a silent night, fa-la-la-la-la, feliz navi-dead!