if i were a bell

Lyrics

ask me how do i feel, now that we're cosy and clinging, well sir, all i can say, is if i were a bell i'd be ringing!, from the moment we kissed tonight, that's the way i've just gotta behave, boy, if i were a lamp i'd light, and if i were a banner i'd wave!, ask me how do i feel, little me with my quiet upbringing, well sir, all i can say is if gate i'd be swinging!, and if i were a watch i'd start popping my springs!, or if i were a bell i'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!, ask me how do i feel from this chemistry lesson i'm learning. well sir, all i can say is if i were a bridge i'd be burning!, yes, i knew my moral would crack, from the wonderful way that you looked!, boy, if i were a duck i'd quack!, or if i were a goose i'd be cooked!, ask me how do i feel, now that we're fondly caressing, well, if i were a salad i know i'd be splashing my dressing, oh, if i were a season, i shortly be spring, yes, or if i were a bell i'd go, ding dong, ding dong ding!