i'm a real man

Lyrics

i'm a real man, i got a real guitar, i'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are, i don't want to frighten you little girl, you're so sweet and nice, but i don't want to have to tell you twice, i'm a real man, i want to rock like a real man, don't get no shock from that, elevator music in your computer program, baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?, yes i'm a real man, baby, i'm not lyin', i'm thirty-one years old now and i still don't mind dyin', you can put the voodoo on me, girl, there's nothing i can't dodge, check out this lincoln in my garage, kids, these days, i'm talkin' about these young folk, they're about as wild as pollyanna after she growed up, after a hard day at the casiotone they just don't want to live, they're about as dangerous as a junior executive, i'm a real man, i want to rock like a real man, don't get no shock from that, elevator music in your computer program, baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?, every dollar i earn, girl, i let it all burn, and if i wind up in jail, well there's only one of two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-two women that i know, who would gladly pay my bail, now you might say i'm just some fool on a boast, but i wasn't gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast, this ain't dan rather talkin', this ain't the president's son, but, ah, i'm still gonna have my fun, cause' i'm a real man, i got to rock like a real man, don't get no shock from that, elevator music in your computer program, baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man?, turn off that elevator music, in your computer program, baby, how'd you like to rock with a real man, turn off that elevator music, in your computer program, come on and rock with a real man