i broke my leg

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i met my baby in a shopping mall. in a shopping mall. i asked my baby for her number, in case i called her up, in case i called her up. i called my baby on the telephone, i said, "hello" on the telephone. i took my baby to the movies, sat in the front row. got her some popcorn, bought her some bon bons. we sat in the front row. i took my baby out to dinner, a table just for two, a table just for two. i took my baby to las vegas, chartered a private plane. we took some naps, we shot some crap, chartered a private plane. i took her shopping, next thing i know, i took my baby to aspen, i broke my leg, she fell in love. i broke my leg, i got a letter from my ex-baby today, nice.