holy horseshit, batman!!

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she reached her hand out with a pamphlet and i politely said "no, mam", i mean no disrespect and i apologize if this fucks up your program, you tell me i'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine, well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna be just fine. so there i stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction, but am i wrong for posing question or am i another lost soul searching?, then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children, i said "if you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if i bought a jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?", maybe i would be a fool to think, that somewhere in the sky's a place for me, what good would it be to pray for me, you won't save me, don't pray for me, now i've never been religious, i'm just a big fan of logistics, and if it makes sense then i'm all for it, i even pray if the situation calls for it, somebody asked me if i believe in miracles, i try to answer without sounding satirical, i'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn, so i guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say i've never seen a unicorn and i never chase rainbows, but i hear the devil wears designer clothes, so does god have a favourite brand?, and for that matter, is he even a man?, and will i go to hell for even saying that?, only time will tell i'm just relaying facts. maybe i would be a fool to think, that somewhere in the sky's a place for me, what good would it be to pray for me, you won't save me, don't pray for me, maybe i would be a fool to think, that somewhere in the sky's a place for me, what good would it be to pray for me, you won't save me, don't pray for me, maybe i would be a fool to think, that somewhere in the sky's a place for me, what good would it be to pray for me, you won't save me, don't pray for me