ho! ho! ho! (who'd be a turkey at christmas)

Lyrics

sitting here on christmas eve with a brandy in my hand, oh i've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand, i keep hearing noises from my fireplace, i must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race, and i keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here, your fat and jolly friend draws near, ho ho ho, surprise, surprise, the bearded weirdy's just arrived, ho ho ho, guess who's here, your fat and jolly friend draws near, ho ho ho, surprise surprise, the bearded wierdy's just arrived, on my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head, my vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red, there's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue, and the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room