hank hill is the king

Lyrics

he's got the whitest legs this side of montana, never seen a situation he couldn't handle, no he'll never give in and he always helps his friends, but the world today sure looks strange to him, his trade mark his big square grey glasses, he wears t-shirts he don't care about high fashion, when he plays his guitar, in his mind he's a star, i'm telling you hank hill is the king, 'cause a hick is a hick, and a dude is a dude, a squirrel is a squirrel and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude, there's only one show that's worth a damn on the tube, yeah he's my hero, a man i'd be proud to know, i'm telling you hank hill is the king, now our kind of food is barbeque and steaks, we hate jet skis and beaches, we like fishing boats and lakes, close as heaven i can go is watching hunting and fishing shows, and hanging out down at the hardware store, now texas that is one beautiful place, we don't have as many weirdos as new york and l.a, we got our ideology and politics just right you see, he's our only hope, a man we'd be proud tp know, i'm telling you hank hill is the king, 'cause a hick is a hick, and a dude is a dude, a freak is a freak and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude, there's only one show that's worth a damn on the tube, yeah he's my hero, a man i'd be proud to know, i'm telling you hank hill is the king, hank hill is the king