getting ready (interlude)

Lyrics

, at christmas, i no more desire a rose than wish a snow in may's new-fangled shows, that, of course, is william shakespeare and i have absolutely no idea what it means, but that isn't the story we're here to tell, on this arguably festive winter's evening, kacey musgraves is getting ready for her favorite holiday, no, not president's day, christmas, unfortunately, she and her band only just got home from tour, which didn't leave her much time to prepare, get an assistant, kacey, am i right?, it is christmas eve, after all, guys, has anybody seen that star ornament that my nana got me?, it goes on top of the tree, a star ornament?, yeah, a star, i don't know, okay, well if you see it, let me know, because i gotta get ready for christmas, the band got concerned hearing this, for it was already christmas eve, a day being famous for being one day before christmas, and, clearly, kacey had a lot to do, alright, yeah, i know i have a lot to do, but, i mean, is anyone gonna help me?, i made that banner, oh, "merry christma--", the printer ran out of ink, who's that?, that might be one of your guests, okay, but it's christmas eve and i thought people were gonna be coming tomorrow, somebody called, said they couldn't do tomorrow, so i invited 'em, and did you let me know this?, i literally just did?, alright, i'm coming