Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

Lyrics

Girls on the beaches commit a sin  
They don't show yards and yards of skin  
Preceding message to you has been  
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce  
Maybe your yen is for tennis courts  
Maybe romancing is in your thoughts  
Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports  
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce  
Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female  
Will automatically land in jail  
That's the law in Fort Lauderdale  
Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three  
If their technique ain't what it should be  
Get love instruction for free from me  
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce