for everclear

Lyrics

oh, all the names and locations have been changed, to protect the innocent, which would be me, well, i missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night, at least i got an "a" on my last test, i drank a case of keystone light, well, that's the beer we drink here, you always get your money's worth, you put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off, until you're lovin' the worst, so let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?, well, there's an "a" in alcohol, a "b" in beer, "c" is for the night class we live all year, "d" is for drunk, and there ain't no "e", so "f" is for, for everclear, the teacher missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night, at least she took us up on our last offer, to drink some warm, red wine, she used to be a stripper at the ol' red fox, down on highway 69, well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off, by the end of the night, well, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?, well, there's an "a" in alcohol, a "b" in beer, "c" is for ms. carter who we love so dear, "d" is for drunk, and there ain't no "e", so "f" is for, for everclear, okay, here's where it gets good, so we missed class today, slept in a little late, had too much fun last night, well, i woke up this morning without any warning, ms. carter's layin' by my side, well, i got a full ride all last night, she really knows her sex ed, and i learned more with my hands on, than any book i've ever read, well, let's change the subject, well, how about those grades?, there's an "a" in alcohol, a "b" in beer, "c" is for ms. carter who's asleep right here, "d" is for drunk, and there ain't no "e", so "f" is for, for everclear, that ol' "d" is for drunk, and there ain't no "e", so "f" is for, for everclear