five finger discount

Lyrics

well i know you stole my panties 'cause i have the matching bra, my girlfriend said she saw you out with my favorite red dress on, she said you were dancin' in my black snakeskin flats, actin' like a stripper and you didn't even match, you want a five finger discount, but nothin' in life is free, how 'bout you work hard for what you want, instead of liftin' it from me, if it'll help just a little, i'll give you the middle, ought to help you cut the cost, can't give you a five finger discount, but here's twenty percent off, i can't believe what you done to me after lettin' you in my house, who knew you were casin' the joint, while sleepin' on my couch, i'm sure you'll find forgiveness, yeah i'm willing to bet, 'cause that's my grandma's jesus necklace hangin' 'round your neck, you want a five finger discount, but nothin' in life is free, how 'bout you work hard for what you want, instead of jackin' it from me, if it'll help just a little, i'll give you the middle, ought to help you cut the cost, can't give you a five finger discount, but here's twenty percent off, the cops ain't gonna help me, but this town is pretty small, i'm gonna find out when i find you that, pretty girls can brawl, 'cause you want a five finger discount, but nothin' in life is free, well you better hope that karma ain't a bigger bitch than me, if it'll help just a little, i'll give you the middle, ought to help you cut the cost, can't give you a five finger discount, but here's twenty percent off, yeah a five finger discount, but here's twenty percent off, screw you