fairbanks alaska

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have you ever seen yourself on tv, well, i have, have you ever been more famous than me, well, i have, have you ever been stung by a bee, well, i have, have you ever met muhammad ali, i have, i have, have you ever had a case of the flu, well, i have, have you ever had to escape from a zoo, i have, have you ever met the guys in the who, well, i have, i'm in who's who, are you, i am, have you ever stood in line at the bank, had an uncle named frank, have you ever rode around in a tank, i have, but i've never been to fairbanks alaska, that's the only place i've never been, have you ever been everywhere else, i have, i have, have you ever locked your keys in your car, well, i have, have you ever been thrown out of a bar, i have, but i've never shot eighteen under par, and i still don't know where all those balls are, except the one that went in some doctor's car, one time in lincoln nebraska, and some day i'm going to fairbanks alaska, if it's the last thing i ever do, have you ever done everything else, i have too, i have