f.d.r. jones

Lyrics

i hear tell there's a stranger in the jones household, that's what i'm told, i hear tell there's a new arrival six days old, worth his weight in gold, come right in and meet the son, christening's done, time to have some fun, yes siree, yes siree, it's a big holiday everywhere, for the jones family has a brand new heir, he's the joy heaven sent, and they proudly present mister franklin d roosevelt jones, when he grows up he never will stray, with a name like the one that he's got today, as he walks down the street folks will say, "pleased to meet mister franklin d roosevelt jones", what a smile and how he shows it, he'll keep happy all day long, what a name, i bet he knows it, with that handle how can he go wrong?, and the folks in the town all agree, he'll be famous, as famous as he can be, how can he be a dud or a stick in the mud, when he's franklin d roosevelt jones?, 'cause he's franklin d roosevelt of jones