drama

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i stormed off the set, lit a cigarette, headed straight for my trailer, i sent celeste to get coffee, i only drink the best, and then she went and slammed the door to her tailer, her her slayin', blamin' her agent, sayin': "one more minute working under these conditions, and there's going to be a death.", what a bitch!, she's sayin' leading lady was a hack, not one of them can act, everyone's a jackass, and they're running around backwards, so what do you call that?, i'm the only reason they bankrolled the film, have you seen my receipts?, i'm a big deal, a big deal, for real, pelling her face back, revealing the savage, a dragon disguised as an actress, feeding off the drama, you want drama?, i'm your man, drama, i'm your man, had a few breakdowns, feeling kind of bad, til they paid me a half a mil, just to talk about rehab, a little complicated, yes i'm medicated, heavily medicated, insane in the brain from being famous, and then she walks around saying, they want to get in her jeans, i put out a lot, see, see what i mean, it's like, all the guys want to be me, okay, all the girls want to do me, vips wish they knew me, so go ahead and sue me, oh fucking hell, i've got a top lawyer and an ego made of armour, i'll see you in court, it'll make great drama, you want drama?, i'm your man, i met a holy man, a metaphysics teacher, he was deeper than choprah, biger than oprah, as i was feeling generous, i gave him some advice, i said, "no-one ever got a thing by trying to be nice.", really?, i said, "what about karma?", i said, "huh?", well, i said, "what about karma?", i said, "huh?", i said, "what about-", i said, "i heard you the first time.", shit, i said, "what about karma, dharma, dalai lama, hare rama, obama or gandhi.", what do you mean?, it's just drama, you want drama?, i'm your man, drama, i'm your man