Disclaimer

Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen  
Welcome to the disclaimer  
That's right the disclaimer  
This American apple pie institution  
  
Known as parental discretion  
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm  
From the lyrics that might actually make you think  
And will also insult your intelligence at the same time  
  
So protect your family.  
This album contains explicit depictions  
Of things which are real.  
These real things are commonly known as life.  
  
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.  
If it sounds dangerous,  
Do not try this at home or at all.  
And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.