damsel in distress

Lyrics

ooh, you got big muscles rippling, underneath your shirt, i'm so glad to meet you, baby, tell me, what do you do for work?, me? i'm just a housewife, so sad and all alone, desperate for a strong man, to help me fix my home, i know i must look a sight, in this--this flimsy little dress, won't you try your very best, to save a damsel in distress?, i've got tasty treats to tempt you, come and sit down on my couch, i'm sure it won't take long, to figure all my problems out, my home, it needs attention, it's such a big old mess, take out your trusty tool, and save this damsel in distress, now, you need no invitation, baby, just walk in and shut the door, follow the red rose petals that i've left, scattered on the floor, i'll be upstairs waiting, with a wisp of honeydew, customize and tell a maid, for a handed man like you, you know, i'd be so grateful, if you'd come relieve my stress, won't you heed my s.o.s. and save a damsel in distress?, oh, yeah!, oh! yea-ay, so sweet, i got the need if you're willing to please, trust me, i make it so good that you won't wanna leave, i got tasty treats to tempt you, come and sit down on my couch, i'm sure it won't take long, to figure all my problems out, my home, it needs attention, it's such a big old mess, take out your trusty tool, and save this damsel in distress, now what's a girl to do?, i'm just a--a damsel in--in distress, yeah, oh-- little old me, baby, what you want for dinner, baby?!, oh! yeah!