d'orine the cow

Lyrics

moo! - hello!, i'm d'orine the cow, tom the bull's better half, my daughter's called daisy, she's a very nice calf, when i'm all finished milking and chewing the cud, mr. meatface the butcher will be after my blood, 'cos i'm d'orine cow, i'm d'orine the cow, i'm somebody's quarter-pound hamburger bun, and somebody's trousers now, baa! - hello!, i'm loppy the lamb from the heart of the shire, my texture's too coarse for your fashion attire, so soon i'll be bound for the abattoir's slab, slaughtered and frozen for doner kebab, 'cos i'm loppy the lamb, i'm loppy the lamb, i seem to have gambolled my short life away, i'm a sandwich instead of a ram, cluck! cluck! cluck! cluck! morning! - cluck!, cluck!, i'm mary the chicken, the result of research, in the dark with no feathers and wedged on this perch, pieces go missing when chickens collide, oh bury my bones with your kentucky fried, 'cos i'm mary the chicken, i'm mary the chicken, you wouldn't eat me if you knew where i'd been, you'd be heart stricken, snort!, i'm jonathon pig and i'm fearsomely stout, from the tip of my tail to the snuff of my snout, i'm too fat to move and i'm too young to die, so think about me next time you eat a pork-pie, 'cos i'm jonathon pig, i'm jonathon pig, my ears have gone into the sausage machine, and so has my thingumajig, my thingumajig