chris rock was my ra

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well my freshman year had an awesome ra. i had the best ra in the world. i wish, u was with me all my 4 years. his name is arnold baldwin. we had this ra.arnold, baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.he talked exactly like chris rock. we loved him because he didnt give a crap about us. he didnt care. hes like, "im your ra!resident assistant! resident assistant! im not the resident, council! im not the resident mother! i dont need to know everything! your, friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know! everybody throws up, hes lucky he made it to the bathroom! just give him a tick tack and a pillow, and leave em alone! leave em alone! i dont need to know! your sweet mate is, smokin crack, i dont need to know! just tell him to ex hale through a empty, toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets! make it smell like the mountain, springs freshes of crack! i dont need to know! i dont need to know if u gotta, 40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin, on i dont need to know cause i dont care! yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont, care! yo roomate is a pain on the ass, i dont care! u made a booty call fo in, the mornin and she got a friend, i care! remember me!