cheaper than a shrink

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i was sittin' in a chair at the h&r block, some bean countin', pencil pusher runnin' up the clock, said, "i've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year, and son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer.", i said, it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think, you just pour and drink, it's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of jack, no pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack, just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done, and gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun, and it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think, you just pour and drink, aw, it's cheaper than a shrink, now me and her had this little problem between us, tryin' to bridge the gap between mars and venus, she said, "honey, i think we need to see a marital counselor.", i said, "all we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers.", 'cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think, you just pour and drink, about eighteen bucks'll get you four six-packs, no pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack, just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done, and gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun, and it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think, you just pour and drink, yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink, if liquor prices soared as high as gasoline, then i'd a quit drinkin' back when i was nineteen, it's the oldest most proven form of therapy, the best thing about it far as i can see is that it's, cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think, you just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink, aw, you just pour and drink, and it's a whole lot cheaper, than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink