caught up in garden warfare

Lyrics

ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the ultimate post-apocalyptic showdown, um, uh, excuse me, can we change it up a little bit?, zombie soldier is reporting for duty, camouflage on, cuz it's gonna be a doozy, the plants have struck, now we gotta take 'em on, take a big whiff of my super stink bomb, talk about stink, you smell like death, you gotta go green if you wanna be the best, see, i'm a sunflower, and with my sun power, all i need's a little light to make a laser gun outta, i'm the token undead scientist, keeping my fellow zombies all alive as shit, ha-ha! a logical paradox, now watch for my dolphin shotgun shots, what happens when a zombie doctor, comes face to face with a hungry chomper?, i'll put you where my teeth is, you undead geeks can rest in pieces, whoa, oh-oh-oh no, caught up in garden warfare, whoa, oh-oh-oh no, and i could not be more scared, whoa, oh-oh-oh no, caught up in garden warfare, whoa, oh-oh-oh no, better eat your veggies every single day, open up wide, sorry that you died, i didn't mean to, have a couple more peas with a chili bean too, i was on varsity for four straight years, after i tackle you, hear the ringing in your ears, dropping imp punts like volcanic eruptions, all i care about is organic destruction, proudly as cacti we stand, you know you want a taste of my ice cream hands, don't touch my needles or they'll make you cry, watch your step, potato mine, attention: undead revenge is here, presented to you by the engineer, i'm coming at you with a jackhammer attack, plus you can see half of my fat-ass crack, oh my god, they keep killing everything around, nobody left throughout the town, i can't believe what's going down, wait, did you just hear that sound?, can't decide which is worse, hate those leafy evil jerks, zombies ate up my neighbours, and soon it's gonna be my turn!, mmm, delicious!, i was gonna eat him!, sorry, bitches, got my mind on my hungry, hungry on my mind, well, the next human being we see is mine!, sounds to me like a little zombie's mad, the desert called and they want you back, zombies, they're all the same to me, i've seen enough of 'em on amc, i'll pluck your petals and tell you who loves me, only a mother could love something ugly, ha-ha, yeah, or your dad too, oh i'm sorry, did someone ask you?, the fatter they are, the better they taste,