Canada Has Better Heroin

Lyrics

The beer is better in Canada  
The people are better in Canada  
The hockey players are better in Canada  
But America has better hockey teams.  
  
The ecstasy is better in Canada  
The weed is better in Canada  
I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada  
But America has better cocaine  
  
The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada  
The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada  
Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada  
But America has better crack cocaine.