call me maybe parody

Lyrics

i threw a wish in a well, don't ask me i'll never tell, i looked to you as it fell, but now you're in my way, i'd trade my soul for a piss, a number two would be bliss, i can't take much more of this, hope no one's in my way, that stall was open, i was really hopin', for a big unloadin', can't you see i'm defecating?, hey! i just met you, and this is shady, so where's the plunger?, cuz i'm not waiting, it's hard to shit right, feels like gravy, so where's the plunger?, this shit's amazing, hey! i just met you, and this is shady, but i'm not waiting, my ass is blazing!, all of the others stalls, they were taken, so where's the plunger?, this shit's amazing