call any vegetable

Lyrics

cheesy, cheesy!, call any vegetable, call it by name, call one today, when you get off the train, call any vegetable, and the chances are good, ooooh! the vegetable, will respond to you, call any vegetable, pick up your phone, think of a vegetable, lonely at home, call any vegetable, and the chances are good, that a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo, ruta-bay-ay-ayga ruta-bay-ay-ayga, ruta-bay-ay-ayga ruta-bay-ay-ayga, ruta-bayyyyy. no one will know, if you don't want to let 'em know, no one will know, 'less it's you that might tell 'em so, call and they'll come to you, covered with dew, vegetables dream, of responding to you, standing there, shiny & proud by your side, holding your hand, while the neighbors decide, why is a vegetable, something to hide?, yar-r-r-r-r-g-h!