bush song

Lyrics

, hello americans, my name is george bush, and i'm goin' to do a rap for ya'll, check it out, bitch i'm from texas, we're homophobic and sexist, and if these mexicans keep comin in i'm a dismember em, you don't see me in el paso, selling their tacos, shit in my el bano, i'll cut off your asshole, god damnit, don't even talk about the faggots, if i ever seen one singin the national anthem i'm a strangle em, hell nah they can't get married, but they can fight in the military, hopefully they'll end up buried in a cemetery, i don't even consider em people, go ahead put 'em in the front lines, next to them negroes, but i'm not racist, colin powell's like my brother, aright i admit it i hate 'i'm, where's dick cheney at? probably off in iraq, findin some oil to tap, tell em i got up on that, and y'all still think it was bin laden, when it was us and the masons, plottin on oil profits, i'm evil, but y'all didn't know though, now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo', unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch, our country's at war, but i don't give a shit i'm rich, my brother said some racist shit a coupla years back, then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap, and i knew i'd have little hope, cause all the sudden, the blacks got together and started to register to vote, but thank god for computers and them helping, cause we got the last names of every single felon, we programmed the computers to find the names that were the same, whoever came up couldn't vote on th' election day, way to go jeb, really great strategy, we got rid of the majority of black families, and i'm not even talkin' about dade county, the expired military ballots are bogus counted, i'd like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy, my cousin owns fox and it made me very happy, he told the entire world that i won, before the votes were bein done counted, and even though gore had more, what matters in the end, is the supreme court, and those are my dad's friends, so thank you very much, and please remember, if you don't vote, i'll see you back in november, i'm rich, george muthafuckin bush, what? what!?, o- ok, uh nothing dad- nothin daddy, nut- i'm not doin nuttin, no it's country, do-don't da-daddy, daddy, ok, aah daddy