broken hearts are for assholes

Lyrics

hey! do you know what you are?, you're an asshole!, an asshole!, some of you might not agree, 'cause you probably likes a lot of misery, but think a while and you will see, broken hearts are for assholes, broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?, broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole too?, whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole, maybe you think you're a lonely guy, maybe you think you're too tough to cry, so you went to the grape, just to give it a try, and dagmar, without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch i ever saw in my life, was his name. one two three four!, the whiskers sticking out from underneath of his, pancake make-up, and yet he was a beautiful lady, nearly drove you insane, let's talk about leather: leatherrrrrr, and so you kissed a little sailor