bobby brown goes down

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hey there, people, i'm bobby brown, they say i'm the cutest boy in town, my car is fast, my teeth is shiney, i tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie, here i am at a famous school, i'm dressin'sharp 'n' i'm, actin' cool, i got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper, let her do all the work 'n' maybe later i'll rape her, oh god i am the american dream, i do not think i'm too extreme, an' i'm a handsome sonofabitch, i'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich, women's liberation, came creepin' across the nation, i tell you people, i was not ready, when i fucked this dyke by the name of freddie, she made a little speech then, aw, she tried to make me say when, she had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick, i guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick, oh god i am the american dream, but now i smell like vaseline, an' i'm a miserable sonofabitch, am i a boy or a lady. i don't know which, so i went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit, i jingle my change, but i'm still kinda cute, got a job doin' radio promo, and none of the jocks can even tell i'm a homo, eventually me 'nd a friend, sorta of drifted along into s&m, i can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as i get a little golden shower, oh god i am the american dream, with a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream, an' i'll do anything to get ahead, i lay awake nights sayin,' "thank you, fred!", oh god, oh god, i'm so fantastic!, thanks to freddie, i'm a sexual spastic, and my name is bobby brown, watch me now; i'm goin' down, and my name is bobby brown, watch me now; i'm goin' down.